All I can say, as someone with ADD and a Ritalin prescription, is that it feels like all you neurotypical people who take Adderall or Ritalin are talking about some other drug entirely. What is this magical pill you're taking that gives you laser-like focus, energy, and a recreational high? All my stuff does is give…

This is why Border Collie associations don't want the breed recognized by the AKC. It's the perfect way to ruin a good working dog.

Another thing that helps keep them from spreading is to put the batter in the fridge for 30 min or so before baking.

Here's the Android benchmark you can trust:

63 pages? I can condense that down to one panel.

Jesus, I wish they could have been reported to ACS for animal cruelty but they'd probably just laugh and hang up. Terrible people.

It's a popcorn dress! I bet it gets all tiny when she takes it off!

Indeed, it's hard sometimes to keep in mind that tv shows were invented to give us something to watch between commercials not the other way around.

FINALLY SOMETHING KANSAS RELATED THAT I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT!!! Sorry, sometimes it's just so hard being from Kansas. It really is a great place with some wonderful people.

Not having dizzy spells and hair loss and missed periods and chest pain and impaired concentration is health.

• You have access to Plan B should you have an unwanted pregnancy

In not-so-ancient Europe:

The first son inherited the family wealth.
The second son joined the military.
The third son joined the priesthood.

Well played nature. Well played.

This research has been around for something like a decade, if not longer.

"Men get eating disorders. Yep, even straight men."

"Men get a pass. Not women, the bitches."

Can we stop treating this as a zero-sum game? (Addressing some of the responses I'm seeing, not Lindy.) I say this about patriarchy all the time, and I'll say it about weight policing and beauty standards:

US federal law does not require breaks of any kind, but many state laws do, so the legality of that would vary by state.

"The Oprah"? What the hell is that? Is she a species?