My big boobs would not be happy. :/

Pools are like boats. You don’t want one. You want a close friend that has one.

Best tip I can give is to let the customer service representative control the conversation. If they ask you a question, answer it. Normally background information is not needed to complete their service. Plenty of times we just want to complete the fields we need to complete and then end the call.

General life policy: avoid things with French names in small pots. It's like you can stick anything in a tiny container and call it Le Crap and people will pay 200 bucks for it.

So how much did you spend? $50k is definitely not a must, but you would be VERY hard pressed to plan a wedding with all the traditional trimmings for $10k.

You can find this tip and others in Patricia McConnell's The Other End of the Leash. She's a behaviorist and sheep dog trainer with years of observing and rehabilitating dogs. It's a fun read, with anecdotes from her life on the farm and in the office. My relationship with my dogs completely changed after reading this…

Choosing cheap paint is a crap shoot. Compared with other materials, it's the least expensive part of a room remodel, so it makes little sense to save a few dollars when cheap paint could cost you days of extra labor to correct unnecessary runs or poor coverage and flow.

School district officials say they followed procedure "one hundred percent", pointing toa page in the district handbook that states, "certain recognized religious or spiritual beliefs may qualify for an exception from provisions of the dress code."

1. Get rid of your shitty artwork

Every time we talk about people not being able to afford things, someone always comes in with a comment that says "just live within your means and everything is fixed."

I know because several Pawneeans tried to eat them, and they didn't digest. See the results on my new segment, "Your Terds with Perd."

This song is actually very empowering for young women, especially black women. What she actually talks about in this song is how some men not all, try to act big and present themselves as"ballers" and kings putting themselves up on a pedestal above women, when they actually are lames and doing stupid criminal things…

All I can say, as someone with ADD and a Ritalin prescription, is that it feels like all you neurotypical people who take Adderall or Ritalin are talking about some other drug entirely. What is this magical pill you're taking that gives you laser-like focus, energy, and a recreational high? All my stuff does is give…

Another thing that helps keep them from spreading is to put the batter in the fridge for 30 min or so before baking.

Here's the Android benchmark you can trust:

Jesus, I wish they could have been reported to ACS for animal cruelty but they'd probably just laugh and hang up. Terrible people.

It's a popcorn dress! I bet it gets all tiny when she takes it off!

Indeed, it's hard sometimes to keep in mind that tv shows were invented to give us something to watch between commercials not the other way around.

FINALLY SOMETHING KANSAS RELATED THAT I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT!!! Sorry, sometimes it's just so hard being from Kansas. It really is a great place with some wonderful people.

Not having dizzy spells and hair loss and missed periods and chest pain and impaired concentration is health.