I will never complain about my holiday nightmares ever again

You're a hero! That's EXACTLY what I've been looking for!

My Grandmother (who died two years ago) made a pumpkin pie that was amazingly light and fluffy. She learned to make it from her grandmother and never wrote down the recipe.

My border collie says thank you, and that when she takes over the world you can have all the socks you would like to chew on.

Sitting at home, drinking wine and wringing my hands with a few liberal friends in the heart of conservative Kansas. It's not a comfortable place to be right now. But those 3 Obama votes you see coming from Kansas? Yeah, that was us.

yup

My husband and I almost came to blows over Donna Noble. (He hates her. I accused him of hating outspoken women. He said if he did he could have never married me.)

Who do you think was the worst companion? My friends and I can go for hours arguing this. So far, it looks like Rory is the only universally loved companion.

I hated Martha like I hated my dad's first post-divorce girlfriend.

I have sensitive skin (contact with soap or hot water makes me itchy and red) and I recently stopped using any soap at all. I wash my hair with baking soda and water, followed by a vinegar and water rinse.

She's taken it upon herself to protect me from bugs. I haven't been hit by a fly, cicada, june bug or spider since I got her :)

Oh my god I might die from the cuteness. Maybe I'm biased, but there's nothing cuter than a border collie pup.

Haha, I didn't even know that! It's German for "little treasure" or "sweetie." I just picked it because she was such a sweetheart, and I've always wanted to name a dog Yahtzee Schatzi

Crazy dogs are the best. Does Bean yodel like Basenjiis? That would be awesome

That's my border collie, Schatzi, who is currently throwing and chasing an empty 2 liter. She's insane, and I love it.

Here's some facts:

During debate prep they hired a personal trainer for the Mittbot, so he could strengthen his underused face muscles.

That would be the most ill-advised PR stunt I think I've ever heard of.

I just thanked him for believing that I naturally have flawless skin and great cheekbones. No mention made of the four blushers, two bronzers, primer, concealer, foundation, highlighter, and powder. Not that he would know what those are.

What? No! I just think it's funny that he can't tell the difference.