Hahaha! I have had that EXACT same moment! My husband was so absurdly clueless. Just because I'm not wearing thick black eyeliner, he thinks I'm not wearing makeup. I asked him to guess what I was wearing on my face and he said, "Um...mascara...makeup...and lip gloss?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phill_Kline

Thank you so much, Deb.

Dude. Did you read what I wrote? We're on the same side.

My family was close to the Kline family back in the day (twenty years or so ago). We had no money one Christmas, and Phill dressed up as Santa Claus, hoisting a huge red bag full of toys, food, and clothes on his back. It breaks my heart that I would have nothing nice to say to this man if I saw him again.

Snape kills Dumbledore! Oh...sorry...Spoiler alert.

I went to a crisis pregnancy center in Kansas a few years ago (Why haven't I moved already?) and was subjected to a two-hour marathon of grotesque anti-abortion movies. I was blatantly lied to: told that abortion causes breast cancer, infertility, and suicide, and a high risk of complications that would kill me.