“The report goes on to say that Trump requested that his favourite band, Urea Heep, be played during the alleged sexual acts.”

PEEOTUS

Number one +1

*Watersportsgate

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

shit they would publish. this golden shower stuff? just water under the bridge.

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

Just make sure you know what you’re signing up for at his hotels.

alternate headline:

My mom owns me online constantly.

Not very sports related though

“Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme...”

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

Tom Wilkinson yelled at me in an elevator once. I was junketing Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind back in my movie days and I had just finished the roundtable with him, packed up my gear, and was headed to lunch. He was perfectly fine in the interview, but then in the lift, it’s just me, him, and a handler. I…

I have another one. It’s not all that great.

I met Slaine (Boston rapper) once while working at WERS in Boston. It was my job to interview musicians who came into the studio for live performances so I dealt with all kinds. Sigur Ros was rude, but this guy was next level terrible. He came in with his entire posse of “La Coka Nostra” (that’s seriously their clique…

I was a contractor in Baghdad in 2006-2007 when the most patriotic and ‘Merican of all entertainers, one Mr. Toby Fucking Keith, graced us with his presence. Being a jaded asshole, I was all prepared to roll my eyes as he visited and sucked up to the troops in front of the cameras for publicity’s sake. That shit did…

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