This line is good as hell.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

I’m not much for buzzwords. I just think it’s good when people can see from others’ perspectives and recognize that not everybody enjoys the same position in life.

It’s really nice to hear privileged people acknowledge and own their privilege, and make an effort to see things from other, less privileged viewpoints.

nah

I am drunk and my stomach hurts and I just want to yell im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry for the next 4 years

I appreciate the sentiment but its a little hard to believe right at this moment .

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

You ask me, supporting a racist rapist who has zero policies and only stokes bigotry and hatred makes someone a pretty terrible person. But, then again, I’m a queer woman whose friends are largely women, queer folks, and POCs. You know, the people Trump and his followers hate and plan to punish for existing.

But mostly, fuck you and fuck your fucking misogyny.

No, fuck you for pushing that “both cadidates are bad” nonsense. That’s why we’re in this situation.

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about…

After a few years cultivating a fan base, I’ll demand the city use taxpayer money to build me a fancy new house with a freon-cooled gaming tower & triplicate T1 fiber connections ... or I’ll pick up my eTeam and move it to Finland. Just like professional sports!

How many cinematic White Sox fans can you think of off the top of your head?

“Chief Wahoo Defender Pleads for Sensitivity”

What the hell is Tom Nook doing? How is he affording all of this, first off, and why is he buying entire towns?

Yeah. 2016 is “too soon” to call for getting rid of a racist logo.

Would this also be a bad time to point out that the future doesn’t look good for the Indians, and this may have been your only shot?*

*If you weren’t more concerned about your feelings about a sports team than racism, I genuinely would not have rubbed it…

My uncle used to tell me this story all the time about his experience with bullying during his time in HS.

there are 2 kinds of people: people who backup their computers, and people who have never lost everything