She's getting a lot of hateful bullshit directed at her, but if anybody is being eviscerated in those exchanges, it's the idiots on the receiving end of her responses. They're just too dumb to know it.

Yep. Or they make arrangements to sign them away and ship them off-site for euthanasia so that they can claim they're still no-kill because it's not their staff doing it and it's not happening on their property.

Not 'embarrassingly wrong' if you actually read about their shelters. Their own employees have talked about how they have witnessed and have themselves euthanized *perfectly healthy and adoptable kittens and puppies with no attempt to find them a home.* They are, as an organization, firmly against people "owning"…

Ooo, it's a limited time item. I do like the blended vanilla bean base. And both of those berries. And whipped cream. Though… January in Wisconsin is maybe not the best time to get a frappe vs a latte.

Is that one of those secret menu things, or only available at certain stores? Because that sounds amazing.

I just pay for the fancy coffees so that the handfuls of sugar overrides the burnt taste.

The ridiculous "War on Christmas" has been mainstream-Fox for years now.

Yep. I like Dasani and Aquafina. I do not like Ice Mountain. Tap water in any part of this city where I have lived has consistently been unpalatable to me; I'll cook with it, but that's it.

Food can't feel things back, no, but people can have really complex feelings about food. Ask anyone with an eating disorder.

China will turn out in *droves* for Wu and Yen (Wu is a former boy band member and has a fanbase that boggles the mind).

It's like… parents. Some people make off hand references to their kids sometimes so you sorta find out that way that they're a parent, and some people just will not shut up about what Junior is up to or how many cute things the new baby is doing. Born Again Christians are the latter in this analogy.

…Or very small rocks!

What!? No!

I share your local theatre chain AND your glasses problem!

I don't think *most* cinemas will search for it, and plenty of employees will probably avert their eyes if they spot a can of coke in your coat pocket, but if you're just openly carrying snacks into a movie theatre, I'm curious as to where you are that nobody cares, since the concession stand is where a lot of a…

I think you just wrote the plot to Unfriended 2.

*adds to list*
Let's see, now I have…
Tangerine Palpatine
Coppertone Caligula
Fanta Fuhrer
Cheeto Benito

Every now and then, I like to throw out "to blaaaaave" just to see who's paying attention.

Raw, perfectly ripe tomatoes are the best things on earth. I can even handle stewed tomatoes now in small doses. But tomato soup? DO NOT WANT.

*daydreams about fresh squeaky cheese curds*