I literally shuddered in horror.

I suspect you're already planning to - because you're awesome - but will you try to give the Avocado a heads up when the Firefox thing is up and running?

I don't think so, but it sounds like something that would make a great weekly thread!

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Which was formed by a bunch of AVClub regular commenters to be sort of an off-shoot community.

It's prophecy, so there's always some wiggle room. It could mean only 3 live past a certain age, or only 3 of them will "matter" to her.

Sam wouldn't have touched Jorah either, if he wasn't damned certain. He might do something like that if it was just him, but I can't see him putting Gilly and the baby at risk, or anyone else in the Citadel. And the Archmaester seemed to think it was all good.

As someone FROM small-town Wisconsin, I'm very sorry.

I am goddamned delighted that that exists.

He's a botfly larvae. He sits in there and festers, poisoning everything, until he eventually explodes from the skin like an effin' Alien chestburster.

I can, but you can't have my address, it's a secret.
I have a full time job that pays more than minimum wage. I go by myself maybe once a month. And I don't have a lot of other entertainment expenses. It's… really not that amazing to be able to afford it. Even when I was living paycheck to paycheck, I could swing $5…

There's nothing in the prophecy that specifies her children would be "by the King." It separates them out into his (16) vs hers (3).

It'll matter to any Westerosi who doesn't like the idea of a foreign invader taking the throne when they could have a fellow Westerosi rule instead, particularly when he has a better claim (because as much as Dany could claim the throne by conquering, she keeps calling herself the rightful queen because of her…

I think Bran will say something eventually, but I suspect Gilly saw Sam taking some books and took the one she was going through, so they'll have the official written record with them (which will be the only way to convince most people).

I wonder if Randall Tarly is supposed to be a bit of a flag here - his comment to Dany that he won't choose her over Cersei because at least Cersei is Westerosi and understands how things work in Westeros because she was born and raised there. The same could be said of Jon - he may be a Targ by blood, but he's also a…

First female maester, anyone? Maestress?

Perhaps out of love for Lyanna (as a Stark, she probably followed the old gods more than the Seven), or perhaps something in one of his prophecies about the Prince that made him think their child had to be his only true heir, so the annulment was the only way (I dunno if divorce is really a thing in Westeros).

I can't wade through all the comments just now but I was saying last season when Sam was sent to the Citadel that he'd find something to legitimize Jon. Did not call an annulment - just figured Rhaegar would go to the Targ way and take a second wife (which I guess he DID, just not… at the same time).

Are they? I always thought they were part of the Riverlands and that's why he grew up with the Tullys.

What's so complicated about a baby infected with a technorganic virus who's sent into the future with a mystery person who sorta cures him and raises him only for him to be then sent back in time to meet his mutant dad (Scott) who begat him on his (Scott's) dead wife's clone (I think she was dead at the time, or was…

Yeah, it's related only because it was founded and continues to be run by AV Club commenters, but it's run on Disqus, so it won't be affected by the Kinja thing.