Yeah, the drug of choice of sorority girls and rich businessmen. Real badass.

Drew Barrymore is badass?

Wrong. IIRC, he and three buddies jumped a dude because the guy was Asian. There is no fucking universe in which that makes him a badass. He’s just an ass.

Jesus Christ, you goon. I love you. I hope Terry Crews pulls out your spine.

1. Danny Trejo.

Evans: I have a deep and eternal love for the Cap

Obligatory gags will include “baby tries to breastfeed on male nipple” and “dad scrambles to assemble something resembling a meal and ends up feeding kids junk food”! (I haven’t seen Three Men and a Baby since I was too young to remember it vividly, but I imagine this will be pretty similar.)

Yeah I have to agree. It’s easy to make fun of the army of Chris’s but they are all charming and I’ve been known to drool over them.

I really can’t hate on that too much, though, personally. All three Chrises are basically catnip for me, as much as I might deny it in public.

decided after reading modern romance that aziz has ousted harry styles as my #1 celeb lust/love.

I haven’t seen “Bad Moms” (yet... I’ll probably watch it some Saturday night out of desperation and boredom) but isn’t the concept moms being “bad” by not caring about PTA meetings and instead going out drinking and shunning stereotypical “Mom behavior?”

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Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

Sooooo...animal Hamlet. They’re making Animal Hamlet.

Too bad she can’t enunciate, tho. :(

Taylor is just OK live.

Mariah Carey is/was stupid talented. I could never figure out the whistle register. I will stan for Mariah all day.

I’m not sure I like the song, but I’m also not sure why the coach is equating having a higher belt-range with being a better singer. Just because you can sing higher notes louder doesn’t make you objectively sing better than someone with a different range/timbre. Signed, a Bitter Contralto.

Interesting read! I definitely did not expect this amount of Ariana stanning, I will say.