That’s actually perfect 9 am drive music. A maniac would play ‘Send in the Clowns.’

Because some of us live in Texas (and so on and so on) and have no hopes of going to New York. Ever.

Yes. I just had a reading malfunction and thought it was Paris Hilton trying to stir up some press. Now I feel bad for being mean to Paris Jackson. :(

I’m from Texas, they teach you tall hair from birth.

Whatever, Jaden. Me circa 1989 says my overalls are cooler plus I have this towel. (Why so huge, Kinja? Why?)

You leave my dime-store Rhianna alone!

How can they lock him out when he's ALREADY INSIDE?

And the lover dies and haunts the mansion, because nobody but the husband knew that they were locked in the cellar. Or one day basement-lover and attic-lover meet, fall in love and plan to get rid of the couple to take over the mansion.

The husband’s lover.

Please accept this nice gif I found as a pledge of my continued support!

The accident in the lab is concerning. Zika is frightening. But more concerning to me (ever since the accident) are the neighborhood cats that have started to go missing. And the chickens that were slaughtered in Mrs. O’Henneson’s coop last week. Coulda been a wolf, but....there was a print in the blood. Looked more…

I might have to re-watch Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen to see if she was ever capable of more than one expression.

I want to like her, and she actually made me laugh on New Girl, but she can’t seem to be on camera and not be doing Megan Fox SexyFace™. Like I just wanna grab her head and massage her face so she can regain the ability to make different expressions.

Yeah but Amy Poehler was married to him, that is a hell of a character reference.

I mean Bryan Singer has had a decent amount of allegations thrown at him, so I’m not mad at Galvin for this one. I imagine the apology was to avoid a lawsuit.

I thought it was Thanos and another marvel movie

I can only imagine the pure venom in the comments section from people recounting their own experiences.

God bless this magical unicorn of a woman...

My birthday is in May. Please make sure I’m a “pefect size 6" in the picture and that the lighting really captures my “golden blonde locks” and “Aquamarine eyes”

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!