Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

God Miami airport is such a shit hole.

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

Detroit’s only good if you’re stuck in the good terminal. That is a nice, airy terminal with a lot of restaurants, light, an easy to use tram, and a hotel that allows you to get a day room (or have day meetings for colleagues spread across the country). The other terminal sucks, has limited options, and is a fairly…

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

I think the camera was supposed to be tight on Harrelson and then Kenan so that they could start the wardrobe change on Aidy. The little panicked look to the camera when she realized it was still a wide shot was perfection.

Just a guess, but I don’t think they got the camera shot timing right.  They were wide on the full panel when they should’ve had a close-up on Woody and Kenan.

Don’t forget digging through athletes’/celebrities’ twitter feeds to find stupid racist shit they said when they were children.

I feel like apology parsing has serious potential to overtake baseball as our national pastime!

perhaps his insane dedication to working out after grueling games of football will help him

Look, I don’t really care what airplane faeries do in the privacy of their own cockpit, but do they need to shove their lifestyle in my face?

Planes fly due to the Bernoulli effect. And because I know this, I was able to nail the goddamn New Yorker and their legendary fact-checkers such that they had to print this correction!

The Force is worthless if you can’t show off with it.

Tonic surprised the shit out of me when I saw them live.  I thought they’d be reaaaaaaly lame, but they were way more guitar heavy live.

I see your Tonic and raise you Sponge

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

I should have put it in my original reply, but my battery was draining way quicker than usual, and I thought my iPhone was cooked after just being a year old, but it turned out to be the CBS All Access app running in the background two weeks after the last time I used it! This video is bad advice.

The problem, of course, is that apps don’t always work the way they’re designed to... Memory leaks plague what percent of apps? 10%? 25%?

And privacy? Some apps are more aggressive about tracking your every move when the app is open. Closing apps can offer better privacy in some cases.

LOL, Facebook & Snapchat will suck the soul out of your battery in the background. To blanket say not to force close all apps is incorrect, select few need to be because they will constantly use your battery running in the background.