I praise you, Allison. Since leaving New England, I’ve been dreading the autumn without apple cider doughnuts. Being a non-native to the area, they had been a recent revelation. I can now breathe again.

A scourge. They need to stop.

Y’know...I’ve been pining for beer-flavored beer. Sure, it’s fun to drink bourbon barreled this and that, but many days at the moment, I just want a straight lager or pilsner.

There’s need to go crazy and say that the Colts spent last night drawing up the blueprints for how to beat Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs, or that running the ball is suddenly the key to winning in the NFL.

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

You are a saint. I’ll be there.

YES. So...yesterday, I was pleading for Deadspin to revive Bear Fridays. This will suffice in the interim.

Dear Alison,

Amen.

Andrew is probably too young to know that dark mode was the thing before it became a thing. Dark mode is easier on the eyes...at least mine. Also, this article is a waste of 1s and 0s.

I had no idea these existed. Bless you, oh great humanitarian.

Agreed. Fat Squirrel and Black Top are wonderful...AND I just saw they don’t make them anymore. Excuse me...I’m now sad.

My first foray into these Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest collabs was four years ago and every year, they turn out something fantastic. Looking forward to this.

Warlock is fantastic. Let’s be friends.

Not sure...I long ago changed default settings...

While this is certainly valid, most people don’t download at 256-bit AAC. I still buy CDs and I rip them at 192k because it’s a small file size and decent quality. The reason I still buy CDs is because I’m old and I enjoy my music collection. It’s not logical, but I’m fond of the humble collection I’ve amassed over…

I’ve seen this video before and yeah...after repeated viewings...it’s still sexy as hell.

I own both and feel zero shame. Go on and live your best life!

NBC Sports streaming uses Flash as well. It may be on the way out, but it’s far from dead

Amen...I follow the same and it’s helped me not to balloon to gargantuan proportions.