Get your oven mitts out...I kinda like these uniforms.

WAS WORKING ON HIS CAR WHEN THE HOOD OF THE CAR SLAMMED DOWN ON HIS PENIS AND RIPPED OUT HIS PIERCING

Only at the finest Italian restaurants.

I understood it to metaphorically symbolize Jon Gruden. The brilliance is in its understated simplicity.

Oh...the horror...

C’mon Chris...why no love for Tempe? Yeah, it’s a bit crowded and packed with hot college co-eds, but is it THAT bad?

So...Drew is gone due to a serious injury. It’s ok, folks...you can tell us he’s recovering from a massive bender with Peter King. We’ll understand.

Oh god...it might be WEEKS before he returns. Dark times, indeed.

Thanks for the confirmation and encouragement...I’ve been doing that. Hopefully, she’ll see the light and GTFO.

Holy shit, everyone. Thank you all for sharing experiences. I hope everyone is in a better place. Pretty much everything everyone describes is happening to this person. She has extreme self-doubt and often contradicts herself in things she says and does.

This may not be the right place for this, but I have a question: what is it about an abusive partner that makes the significant other return?

I was thinking the same thing. In that Johnny FPV footage, I momentarily forgot that I was looking at real footage and not computer graphics. Stunning stuff...

I don’t mind the jellied stuff...hell...it was all I knew for the first few decades of my life. Then, I experienced homemade cranberry sauce. For me, from scratch is superior in texture and taste. When I make it, I do add orange juice and zest. However, a splash of bourbon takes it to a new taste sensation.

Very apropos, considering that Iowa never entered my list of travel destinations. Now I have an urge to splurge at Adventureland.

Fair, but I was a fan of Brainless on Peaches by Epic...

True. As a former-hopefully-soon-again western US resident, CO has plenty of great beer.

...but I need the High Life! The Champagne of Beers makes me feel fancy, when I can’t afford to feel fancy.

Despite their arcane laws, there are some damn good beers to be found in Utah. It only took me two days to figure out that you can only get “heavy beer” in a bottle.

Exercise would certainly help me.  I didn’t do myself any favors this morning by eating TWO doughnuts

I don’t get any rushing sensations, but your experience looks slightly more terrifying than mine. I probably would’ve died from anxiety, if I felt that