Damn, that boy good!

Wesley Snipes will be delighted to find out he starred in Coming to America in 1988, but less so when he finds out the makeup team made him look like Arsenio Hall throughout the entire film.

Will be interesting to learn what a bunch of commenters, who know absolutely nothing about how pay scales work in Hollywood, think about this.

Wow. What an impressive resume for someone who had everything handed to her. Some of those things I’d love to do (eg attempting the seven summits) but unfortunately the only mountain I’m trying to get a-top of right now is this crushing mountain of debt. 

The fact that the Patriots getting Antonia Brown from Steelers ended up costing a third and a fifth round pick... from Raiders who got nothing in the end continues to both baffle me and be utterly hilarious.

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

1997?

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

[cue audience hooting and hollering]

If only a cnn article with the answer to your question was one click away.

In highschool the world was really excited that a popular burger chain that is definitely not a colored bird was opening in the mall a town over (I live in the north, they didn’t used to exist up here). So 17yr old me decided it would be a great idea to take a date there. At this place that is definitely not named for…

Picky eaters are the worst. No adventure whatsoever.

Thanks, Kate! And thanks, Laurie, for one weird date!

This will probably stay in the grays forever, but I hope not. I was set up by a friend in college to go out with her sorority sister. Upon arrival, I gave my date a gift of potpourri - scented leaves, flowers, wood shavings in a small box. The meal itself was forgettable, but we had a nice time at Griffith Observatory…

Was on a 2nd date with a woman who was super excited about her desert. She had been talking about getting it from the time we decided that was where we were going. She took one bite then offered me some. While reaching my fork over to get a bite I managed to knock my entire glass of red wine into the desert bowl. My…