The meat is here for you. Come back, baby. It’s ok. Bacon knows you didn’t mean it. We all have stuff to work out. The fried chicken is all crisped up waiting for you. And baby... the ribeye. Medium rare. Butter basted.

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I mean, meat isn’t cheap. And putting fresh meat on the grill with some salt and pepper it is not “highly processing” it. “Dirty junk” depends on your viewpoint about meat I guess. But I accept your love of the smells.

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

And then it’s compounded by the sound of children playing, and their joy mocks her.

She probably mad because it smells good and she hangry.

Wait, she they faked it?????

I don't get doxxers. Why waste your time with small fish like porn stars or actors in a shitty remake? Why not go after the President? It can't be that hard. His Twitter password is probably something like "trump123" or "ivankasahottie69".

That’s not the kind of burning sensation I usually associate with the porn industry.

I feel like you could’ve helped progress the process of not tying everything Osaka does back to that moment by not using the entire final paragraph of this article to tie Osaka’s actions in this unrelated match that didn’t even feature Williams back to that moment.

• November 11, 2016: The university asserts Briles and McCaw knew of the gang rape allegation of a female student-athlete by five members of the football team. Both men failed to take action.

Yep! And it’s -more- inspiring because he has the luxury of being able to rest and recover unlike those lazy asses working fast food places.

I hate when [the rules are followed]. It’s awful to me that [there’s new technology that makes sure the rules are followed appropriately]. To support my point, here is someone who [doesn’t agree the rules need to be followed when it comes to consensual sex]. -Bill Haisley

I don’t know, Billy. Today, we witnessed what a lack of V.A.R. can do: rob a team of a perfectly fine goal. I’m speaking, of course, about the Crystal Palace/Aston Villa game, where Jack Grealish was incorrectly yellow-carded for simulation when he had, in fact, been fouled from behind by Wilfried Zaha. The ball…

DID YOU KNOW?

Wow, guy who fellates teams and players who routinely dive in the box writes 275th article dissing VAR. It's almost as if those two things are related. 

I must break serve.

Here’s a game I like to play to torture myself. It’s now longer since Dumb & Dumber came out than it was from Dumb & Dumber to when MASH (the movie) came out.