Shift+Insert is paste in most unix terminals. I can’t live with it so please don’t fuck that guy. My vote would be for Scroll Lock, I have no idea what that does.

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.

Billy is Deadspin’s Colin Cowherd please don’t @ me

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

Just want to say that Gronk is a bro and a fun version of a man-child, he’s proven to be a very intelligent person. He’s invested all his contract money and has many lucrative branding deals.

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

It’s good because I knew from the start that is was coming, and it still managed to deliver. “Turf toe” was perfect pitch. The Magary-style aggressive capitalization works, too.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they…

My cousin’s kids are named Jett and Jax and I want to puke every time I hear them.

Eduardo Hochulinho

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

An MLS blog that is honest about what it is but also complimentary of the entertainment the game provided?

*Checks author*

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

I wish I could say that Megan is the perfect leader that everyone seems to think she is, that she is wonderful and warm, a visionary and a bridge-builder. But I know the truth. I lived the truth. The truth was revealed to me on Pi day.

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

who is based on guy from New Jersey, written and portrayed by a guy from New York. 

The city’s biggest celebrities are all local news anchors.

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”