high five!

That’s all we can ever do...make the best of it. Just exited my 30s recently. Poor, no kids, but not destitute. I’m not angry, but definitely ready for a change. I’m working on it, but typing this right now is not helping. Happy Birthday!

Exactly. As soon as I saw that clip, I said, “look at that patience!” As you said, most people would have rushed that shot, but CR7 waits until he can strike with accuracy and power, and absolutely nails it.

My only question is...why do you hate the Japanese arts?

I haven’t taken the time to read the article yet, but I just wanted to take a quick second and praise Angelica Alzona for that artwork. Fucking...bravo.

I thought it was raining out here today, but it turns out that it was simply another Messi-induced, Ray Hudson orgasm. Bless that man, for he is a wondrous treasure.

That’s because, immediately after Messi hit the ground, it looked like Neymar blew up the defender.

I don’t see it as ridiculous. When you get to a point where you’re making billions of dollars, it is incredibly easy to lose your perspective about the rest of the world. He has been unbelievably wealthy for a long time and the longer he spends in that realm, the more out of touch he becomes. This project not only…

I got a chance to interview him once when Chapelle Show was reaching the height of its powers. I only sat with him for about 20 minutes, but he could not have been nicer.

I went to a Phoenix FC match back in 2013 and they have since gone through two name changes. I really hope they have a franchise that can last this time. There is a solid fan base to support it.

I’m pretty much right there with you in age and can connect with you on quite a few of these things, but we have one major difference...I have no kids. Many sensible people stop living like they’re 25 and single when children are added to the equation. Although I don’t carry myself like an irresponsible 25-year-old, I…

They key is to simply keep drinking booze on a semi-regular basis.

I dunno...JBL looks like he’s ready to toss dollar bills at Mojo.

While I agree with the general sentiment here...*HOT TAKE WARNING* I kinda like Ft. Wayne.

HEY! Our cheerleaders don’t need no damn escort service...we go straight to porn!

Is it safe to assume that’s her singing?

This Air BnB owner obviously fell for one of the classic blunders, to never get involved in a land war with an Asian.

Yes. When we had a dog in the apartment, her FAVORITE toy was an empty 2-liter bottle. It kept her enthralled for hours. Proof that the pet toy business is a big scam.

That’s my biggest takeaway from this whole thing...people think it’s wrong to pee in the shower? If shower peeing is wrong, I sure as hell don’t want to be right.

I realize this comment is now two years old, I was having this exact conversation last week. I learned how to over-under in journalism school and watching people wrap cables like most people also makes me irrationally angry. This is a skill EVERYONE should learn.