I know how you feel. You want to be my roommate, so we can save on rent and utilities? I’m pretty clean, respectful, AND I can cook.

Despite all the shit going on right now, stuff like this keeps me loving you, America. What a truly great country you still are.

Let me tell you, back in 1994, the fact that you could wear a hat with COCKS blazed across the front felt like a real act of rebellion. I never owned a COCKS hat but I definitely approved of them. LOL penises. I supported any and all bro wear at the time: The Game hats, Coed Naked shirts, Big Dog apparel… everything…

At first, I was going to say that your story made me sad, but your revelry in enjoying the pop tart thingy made everything ok. Good on you and, hopefully, you have a better job now.

That was damn impressive...thanks for the full video!

You’re not doing it wrong; whoever cut this video is doing it wrong. Speaking of heavy metal, this may be my current favorite band:

As someone who lived in the Upper Midwest for a brief period of time, I am in a position to confirm this statement as factual.

I was largely in the same situation for the past two years. However, I moved to a new town closer to work and I love the work I’m doing. Things are slowly getting better, but I need to stabilize myself a bit more before I can get out again.

I gotta say...this is right on. I live by myself in a place where I know relatively few people. It’s depressing as hell sometimes when you’re by yourself constantly. I’m a social person...I need to get out and be around people. I can see it’s negative effects...I’ve gained weight and feel isolated at times. Things…

¡Ay, Dios mío! Pinche Punto.

Please don’t ruin my perception of this reality I have constructed. Please.

You are truly doing the Lord’s work. This is amazing. Thank you, blessed child.

I would wear that thing every Sunday morning...

Awesome! There are some really good looking recipes in this book. Kudos to all involved!

Fair enough. I just get a bit defensive when people in general paint Arizona as a third-world shithole, conservative utopia. It certainly has some elements of that, but which place doesn’t?

There plenty of Mexicans everywhere in AZ. They’re not getting deported. They didn’t all get thrown out when Bush, Clinton, Bush II, or Obama was President...nor when Joe Arpaio was County Sheriff. Not happening now.

That clearance had absolutely nothing on it. Once the keeper went down off the initial shot, it was over.

This is a PSA for Planet Earth. Bless you, Glove and Boots.

Jim Ross is a fucking national treasure. This really was my favorite era of pro wrestling.

This is all great information as I, and apparently many others, find myself in this situation. I didn’t make very much money last year and my bank accounts tell me I’m poor. I am not looking forward to filing taxes.