He will go to the Cardinals, who will replace an aging, past-his-prime QB with a slightly less old, past-his-prime QB. They’re famous for this.

Came for this comment. I’m satisfied.

I guess I’ve been all wrong about achieving a toned physique.

I saw his name and wondered if it was the person I was thinking of. It is...

This really kills me and has given me zero faith in this whole circus. There is undeniable evidence of tampering with the Democratic debates, yet people willingly perform a Gold medal-worthy mental gymnastics routine to justify that HRC is completely acceptable and will do right for this country.

The Far Side is one of the greatest comic strips ever. Absolutely timeless and poignant.

Bills fans do so many things wrong...this is not one of them.

I’m just going to echo the general sentiment around here and say...Fuck Yeah. The A-10 is a badass motherfucker and has endured as a top-class plane for decades. Decades. Keep on keepin’ on.

Seriously...this is good Vine. Unfortunately, with millions of content providers, weeding through the shit to get gems like this is tough. Fare thee well, Duck Army.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to get his twig and berries stuck in the vacuum. I guess, I too, should have read the instructions completely. However, I did still manage to catch most of the crumbs, as the pain caused by turning on the vacuum opened my mouth wider than normal.

You seem pretty even-keeled and blissfully aware that there is no need to share EVERYTHING about your life on social media. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Goddamn...this is awkward, uncomfortable, yet oddly soothing. You are my new friend.

Jesus...that playing surface looks atrocious. How does anyone compete at a high level and not get their knees and ankles shredded?

Like most of us, I had never heard of this sport until 20 minutes ago. Fucking fascinating! If I didn’t have work to do, I could’ve easily watched that entire match.

I almost didn’t recognize Bobby Valentine without the mustache.

I sat there for a moment...then it hit. Goddamn. Braaavo.

Goddammit, Petchesky...WHY MUST YOU REOPEN SCARS THAT HAVE CLOSED?! I need a hug.

Oh yeah, Canada? You think we’re great? Well, if you think we’re so great, then why don’t you move here?! Huh?

But dude...THE NFL IS COMING TO LAS VEGAS!!! FOOTBALL IS COMING!!!

You see...these are well-conceived arguments I can support. Texas, I’m sort of going to miss you.