In what? Heroin consumption? If that’s the metric, then yes, you are correct.

I stated that incorrectly. The cost to import them would go up...or...I’m simply talking out my ass.

Would the Islanders be ok with this? On one hand, the obvious answer would be a resounding “yes”. On the other hand, Spam prices would likely skyrocket due to import taxes, leading to an underground black market of Spam knockoffs. Do we release Hawaii, knowing the impending tragedy that awaits?

Personally, I’d be ok if it just got split between MA, VT, and ME. New Hampshire is surrounded by many great things, but doesn’t reap any of the benefits.

I understand Texas rightfully gets a lot of shit, but I hesitate for a couple reasons:

I vote for Wyoming, New Hampshire, and Arkansas.

Bottom-line, people eat breakfast for a variety of reasons...

Some of us need to work on the whole “standing” and “walking” thing before getting to squats...but we’ll get there. Baby steps.

I would like to go on record and proclaim that this woman is super cute. Can’t find a date? I’m going to say that: a) this isn’t a specific problem for her, b) she has impossibly lofty standards, or c) she’s so awkwardly uncomfortable with herself, that she’ll be single forever.

I usually go about 3X a day with no issues. However, when I travel, I may go up to 15 hours between bathroom breaks, because I need assistance. It’s great to know that it won’t kill me, but I’m not looking forward to the consequences later in life.

Sweet Baby Jeebus...quotes like this are why cancer exists.

After watching this, my biggest question is whether or not Martellus Bennett really is a fan of Metallica’s “...And Justice For All.”

You care to share some details? Inquiring minds want to know.

Got new music. Drank a beer. Saw a bear video. Friday complete.

That guy’s elbow crushed Neymar’s face into Bolivian.

I tried Siggi’s on a whim once. I haven’t looked back since...Orange & Ginger, as well as coconut...ALL DAY!

Depending on what kind of desk job you have, the sweet release of death may be welcomed after breakfast.

I must agree...the second is FAR worse. You know asshole behavior is coming, followed by the ensuing apology. Then, they act embarrassed and remorseful, only to be an asshole again with not enough time to forget, or forgive the previous incident.

You know not what you speak. Black pudding is delicious and I wish it were more readily available. Yes, I’ve had black pudding with varying degrees of goodness, but none of it has been inedible. I suddenly find myself fancying a full English breakfast.