Spice IS a weird drug. It can hurt that day and into the next day. It can burn so much that it hurts when I poop...and pee. Yet, I crave hot foods. I can never get enough. It’s a problem.

My god...that was a decade ago. Although they have great potential again, the sting of that at-bat still burns.

WHAT THE FUCK?! Phife died?!?! Goddammit. Between that and finding out someone else I know died yesterday...well...death sucks. Especially when you’re too young to be expected to die. RIP

I can attest to this. As someone who left the Southwest and now lives in the Northeast, I can say, unequivocally, that the Mexican food I’ve had so far is shit.

It’s probably Hulk Hogan’s new private aircraft. He WAS just awarded $115 million, y’know.

Very sad story indeed. The guy’s whole life still in front of him...now over. RIP

You are a good man, Will Gordon. Doing the Lord’s work, you are.

I was expecting karate chops and flying kicks. This is not how the movies portray fights in Asia. Weird.

I interpreted that as “donger-socking” and anticipated a story about penises and closed-fist punching.

I literally said “OOF” when I saw that collision. Hot damn.

I was excited for the BOBS. I was left disappointed.

Do you think Hudson spends all week writing these monologues, then recites them in front of a mirror, jerking off to the sweet sounds of his own voice?

This year, in the In Memorium package, it’s just going to be black people that were shot on their way to the movies. Yes. Yes. I said it. All right?

After all this, I give much respect and credit to Andrews for going on. In her position and status, I can only imagine what it’s like to have to put yourself out there after this shit went down.

I just want to add to this conversation by stating that Ashley Graham is fine as hell and Cheryl Tiegs needs to shut the fuck up.

Imagine a baby just shot diarrhea on your clothes. That’s the face I made after witnessing this dunk. DAYUM.

Again, it’s not just the moves that CR7 pulls off during the run of play that makes him unbelievable, it’s the speed and precision with which he executes them. In this sequence, he is in a full sprint as he changes direction with the ball and fires a devastatingly curling shot.

LOL! You’re damn right I read that imagining Hudson’s voice, complete with pre-commentary orgasm...it was magesterial.

Poor Holly, lookout.

Without even hitting play, I started laughing. This video is a classic.