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It’s pretty damn good. It sounds exactly like what you’s expect from Sevendust, but it’s good.

When I saw that, I knew she had already fantasized an entire evening between her and the Gronk. The Magic Mike dancing stuff was merely more kindling to keep her fire burning.

I haven’t read the story yet, but I’m willing to bet there is sound advice contained within. I’ve been waiting for this article my entire adult life. Bless you.

On Nov. 3, a combination of issues led the Cowboys to release Randle. In addition to showing signs of mental instability, he had been involved in placing wagers on sporting events during the 2015 season, sources said.

Say what you will about the man, but that goal displayed unbelievable touch and control at a high speed. Absolutely filthy...

Ok, after reading the headline and seeing the final score, I get that you’re just taking the piss out of <something>, but what in the holiest of blue fucks did I just read?

The Curtain of Distraction may be the single greatest development in college basketball since the basketball net.

Next thing we know, the police force will be conducting a massive hiring as half the staff will be signed by the Redskins.

Yeah...seriously. That top...what’s going on?

Yes. Please. Thank you.

Man...all these stories are horrible and terrifying. I usually don’t ask people on dates because I don’t want to be rejected. The last time someone broke off a relationship with me, I was a blubbering mess for a few weeks, but eventually moved on with my life. She wasn’t going to take me back; I accepted that. Being…

I think you just did...

umm...yeah...

This era of the 49ers (Tomsula/Kelly) will be worse that the mid-late Aughts version. Not sure if I should be sad, or let go, grab a beer, and enjoy the inevitable train wreck.

This has not gotten enough credit for its sublime brilliance.

That was the Browns-iest outcome you could get in this situation. If only it were cold enough outside to numb the pain of this loss. Maybe they should re-sign Kluwe to take kicks.

If this comes to fruition, I would be inclined to watch the NFC East with a rabid voracity. The drama would be delicious.

That was hilarious. Conan O’Brien is a goddamn comedic sage. A national treasure, he is!

It was safe to say that 5 years ago, but yes, he’s the best.