If the world were overrun by chickens that left eggs in their wake, this is a world I could live in. Eggs are proof that something loves us.

Look...Serena gets insulted all the time because of her physique. I will, however, proclaim that I would allow her to have her way with me today...and likely tomorrow as well. That woman is fine as hell.

A lot of Surly’s beers are influenced by metal and the darker side of life. Here are two more named after metal bands:

Indeed.

This guy forever altered the lives of innocent victims and HE’S the one bawling uncontrollably? The sad (or maybe not sad) part of this whole thing is that he’ll probably kill himself before he’s locked away forever. On one hand, he’ll save taxpayers a ton of money. OTOH, he will have taken the easy way out and won’t…

I am happy and surprised.

They also have a journalism school that teaches you to proofread your writing.

It’s also great for pairing with peanut butter or fresh cheeses as a snack

So, do I stay closeted as a non-Lucasexual, or do I come out?

Seriously. If the keeper hadn’t given up on the play, then Koré doesn’t have time to stop the ball, get on the ground, and roll the ball over the goal line with his head. He gave up. Koré showed him the err of his ways. Oh...and A+ trolling.

The letter, apparently written by Havelange, talks about the payments he received from ISL. It says Blatter had “full knowledge of all activities” and was “always apprised” of them.

btw...in case it really needs to be clarified...I’m NOT calling the number. However, I WOULD like to grab a beer with her.

Who’s number is on Gary’s tag?! I’m calling General Leia to see if she wants to hang out and grab a beer. She seems cool as fuck in that interview.

Ferries would receive money, and seven Northeastern states would get to keep a $1.3 billion pot of funds that amounts to an earmark for their mass-transit systems.

Look. I understand someone spent countless hours pouring their heart and soul into this. I also understand that they’re likely very proud of their accomplishment. I’m not one to tear someone down who offers a part of themselves to the world...but goddamn. I say GODDAMN. Duuuuude. Yeah...

Watching all this talk about how LSU and UGA are handling their coaches is atrocious. Just look at what Miles and Richt have done for their respective schools. I know unattainable expectations are the norm in SEC country, but there are HUNDREDS of football programs who would want the consistent success of these two…

Amen. It chaps me to hear people calling for his head all season. Graham is the best thing to happen to the program in decades. Frank Kush isn’t calling plays anymore...Graham hasn’t been great this season, but damn, if he doesn’t have the program heading in the right direction.

Can I just copy and paste this? I haven’t watch an entire NFL match this season and have been perfectly ok with that. I’ve been watching soccer for quite a while now and it took over American football on Sundays long ago. If I didn’t care about college football, because I graduated from a school with a team, I may…

A bunch of us will be heading to Wonkette on Monday next week. I, too, love reading BCO every week. Although Gawker Media will survive, it won’t be as rich without the likes of Kitchenette, Throb, etc...

I always loved the dance elements in Missy Elliot’s videos. This is no exception. WHERE DOES SHE FINDS THESE KIDS WITH KILLER DANCE MOVES?! What a badass video...and a good song.