I guess the fact that half of the guys in the front row dugout and 1st/3rd base seats were wearing sport jackets should tell me a lot...

I was shocked at all those empty seats.

Exactly. I was watching and couldn’t believe they were booing this team that was supposed to be in the cellar all year. It’s not like they were getting hammered 12-0. Maybe it was all those old guys in their sport coats in the expensive seats that were doing it? And how do they have so many empty seats for a playoff…

You really shouldn’t put water on a grease fire.

A Wheeze of His Own

Around this part of Wisconsin they call it a “cannibal sandwich.” I’m not from here, so it makes me want to puke.

But I see d-line shifting all the time by many teams so it doesn’t even qualify as a trick play. And Ben said he saw it on tape from past seasons, so this is all on the o-line.

And a first down. Not exactly no downside.

I’ve had sex with Deadspin staffers while dreaming.

Maybe if the family couldn’t afford to fly over and see him in his non-combat year-long assignment I could muster up some care.

It is in the sense that this is the government silencing Schilling because Obama Benghazi.

You’re kind of dumb, aren’t you?

“consent” look it up...

Seriously, who walks the winning run? Fielder has to homer to beat you, which could for sure happen, but is less likely than a red hot Hamilton getting a double.

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I never thought of Kraft’s dick as mean - more surly and unappreciative and just a little snobby

I totally agree. Being a fuckface, I’m sure he is also a money-grubbing bastard. They often go hand in hand.

But at least an honest part-time fuckface.

The anger is driven by watching a grown man behave with such little respect, manners or kindness towards a person who is not nearly his physical equal. He comes off as a rude asshole no matter how you want to characterize his actions - he used his physicality to prey on someone, even if he was only hunting for a…

To me, a society that doesn’t see the wrong in what the Phillies dick guy did is exactly the kind of society that leads to people not seeing the wrong in what a psycho racist in Florida did...they are acts of much different magnitude but on the same continuum.