Nothing beats the Palin Pardoning Video with the turkeys being executed in the background. Nothing.

a pedophile- and criminal-riddle "posse"

So I started working at home with Google! It's by-far the best job I've had. Feeling all like flush with money, I hopped into my BMW and started to cruise the druggie/hooker side of town looking for something to keep me up all night, if you know what I mean. So I come up empty and decide to do a Google search for…

He probably won't keep his job because he didn't actually kill someone. If he had say, shot someone a bunch of times, he'd be back on the job in no time.

Since when can prosecutors appeal an acquittal?

True, Springfield would be pretty analagous...

So your saying TLC isn't the free market answer to PBS like we were assured it would be?

Yeah, the Berkshires are a hotbed of rural poverty...

You're thinking of James Stockdale.

I said this on another thread, but anyway, I have tried repeatedly to watch Selfie, and I don't get the love people have for the show. The plots are trite and very sitcomish - I mean Eliza babysits precocious coworker's kid is not ground breaking - and half the time I can guess the dialogue because it is typical.…

Also, for comedy to push boundaries, it has to punch up - take on the power structure, not kick down at the oppressed. That's why Lennie Bruce made fun of the Catholic Church and how they horded money while locking the homeless out of churches; he didn't make hobo jokes.

They are lying. Bet on it.

How bout the Bullets?? Their is a lot of violence in Washington so having a team with a violent name is...oh wait, bad example.

As I said, capricious!

I've found sucking up does nothing to get me out of the grays...even if I mean what I'm saying. The world of Kinja is brutal and capricious.

Seriously, the story by Spoonerooni is a top ten for sure.

Nothing beats the poop stories in the comments of this post...

My kid got 31 on his first try and i think he was high when he did it...little fucker.

I'll get on this immediately. However I doubt I'll be successful.