Actually, a while ago Radio Lab had a story about cats falling. Apparently between like 2 and 20 stories (or something like that) the cats are good to go because the fall in such a way where their muscles relax and they spread their legs like BASE jumpers. Too low and they can't get enough resistance to slow their…

Very bad sign, generally followed by sad trumpet...

it was a joke making a humorous reference to people who make snap judgments. just not a good joke, apparently.

too long didn't watch it: it's a cat dumbass, not at dog

That'll do Pinkham, that'll do.

You just fucked up Dr. Oz's next big thing to scare people with.

What vehicle has the highest percentage of "texting while driving" offenders? I'm going Fiat 500, but certain minivans probably couldn't be ruled out.

Pouring one out now for misfits...the first few seasons were some of the best tv ever.

It's not necessarily encouraging "professionalism" as much as it is learning to wear what is appropriate to the situation. When I did landscaping, I didn't wear business casual to work as that would have been inappropriate and vice versa.

Virgin paper writers?

I noticed this too but thought it might be racist if I pointed it out.

I think she deserves it for perching atop a computer a few hours at a time to work. What kind of work does she do up there?

There was a similar issue a few years ago concerning team posters at our local high school - the boys on the wrestling team were oiled and dressed up as shirtless firefighters (even holding huge hoses! incredibly homoerotic lol) and the girls volleyball team was not allowed to have a poster with themselves in two…

I'm gonna need to see video of the group adult diaper dance stat.

The douche i play with always loses the ball when we play hockey on top the convenience store building. But I heard his ex sucks a lot of dick, so...

so crazy greedy?

The only needed evidence that his off-screen weirdness isn't exaggerated :

at least the stick figure one seems to be somewhat creative!

I draw the line at banning bikini inspector shirts, that's like half my wardrobe...