I will not put smother myself with a pillow nor with put anything blurg.

I know What You McFlarfinpants Nutburgered - A new dawn part II

nice cross comment with the other article!

by "on the internet," you really mean "on my dick." And yes I pay $87 an hour for that.

dude, it's not like they laid off teachers or something in order to have this tax money to spend on a stadium...

At the school I teach, a kid said "fuck you" to a teacher. He was suspended out of school for three days. So far so good. Then the resource officer decided the kid's behavior also warranted a disorderly conduct citation. This kind of bullshit drives me crazy and makes me wonder what the real purpose of having a…

Just the tip!

"unless teams are put off by the whole "he may have committed sexual assault" thing."

because he was circumcised?

Associations are allowed to regulate speech how they see fit. Ask Don Sterling.

Your friend's mom took introduced me to alan sex and I will be forever grateful.

McFarthington Echoboy Bunnymen; the Smattering Part IV in 3d and IMAX.

Arm Thrower McLongtimepants Part II The Elongating

Quarterback McFancypants

Finally main stream media showing proof of Lizard People. Wake up sheeple.

Actually I think one banker went to jail. So that's fair.

Don't worry, he will get what's coming to him: paid leave. That'll teach him.

Two lifetimes and nine millennia only to end up with possibly the worst ending ever to a series...

Snakes in a Rectum

Whitey McRichguy II
The Planing