I saw photos of a tattooed dick in an artist's portfolio. It had "lucky 7" on it, a shamrock and "777" like you'd see on a slot machine. I could not look away.

The Venezuelan. Yum.

Diabeetus.

I was fortunate not to have a typical office job and a winter baby; I lived in t-shirts, sweaters and my one pair of stretchy-top jeans; I agree with you on the Old Navy stuff!

Huh. I just thought pregnant ladies were supposed to wear whatever fit!

The Anniston/Jolie this is tired. As for Kate Middleton, why wear maternity clothes if you don't need to? I didn't wear them-and then only jeans and some bigger sweats-until my 8th month. Why waste money on that shit (even if you have lots and lots of money)?

I used to ride my bike everywhere-this was the 80s in north Phoenix- when I was a kid. I'd take off on weekends, after school, whatever. My parents never knew what I was up to, and they sucked. I think I'm a helicopter parent; I don't want my kid to get snatched. I let her do stuff, but out of my sight for too long,…

Jerry with the mullet who drove a yellow panel van with zebra interior, Drew the dumb cop...

I have enough to cover hers!

This one is my favorite; it looks like jello salad.

It's for anal training! No?

That woman who is dating her dad.

Reading that exhausted me. Thank God that I was able to go to college and have friends and stuff sans makeup and with hairy legs and arm pits.

I too was under my desk. Borrowed from my TSP for living expenses and got to take a whole 6 weeks of LWOP. Awesome.

God, I hope you don't work for the Forest Service.

Pretty much.

Maybe she could grow industrial hemp and try to save the planet or something.

Right? And what "agenda" are we talking about? Marriage equality? Being protected from discrimination and other benefits that many hetero people enjoy? Ohhh noon, what horrible things to want....

It looks like a locker room bathroom.

FOR REAL!