good.

A caricature of a man. Also, that beard looks...swampy.

And old man ass. There's not much uglier than a flat, droopy old man's ass. Except some saggy ol balls.

The babies just must fall out like fucking coconuts off a palm tree.

Looks like lingerie under here.

Dr. Oz looks tore up.

Hey Madonna, you were a trailblazer. It's okay to grow older and move on to other things; make some room for the kids. Go rest on your laurels and enjoy your money, and your kids, maybe do something philanthropic.

Great. Maybe now they won't have some dude taking up all the room (cause balls!) when they're stuck in the middle seat. Seriously, though, how fucking crazy is this??

lol.

The anti-Americanism sentiment offends me less than the other things this guy had to say.

you are awesome

and this: #with anything. I hate hashtags!!!

LOL

I read about this poor kid yesterday. I feel so sad for her.

Pro tip.

Yes.

Horrible.

Also called the Forest Service

Can we add some phrases here? Up your game, double-down, game changer, "totes"...

This looks like a big, weird turd.