The sum total of who I am: a dick's garage. Thanks hipster douche pastor.

Not me. Watching Napoleon Dynamite; eating all our steak, ruining people's lives.

Like Joel Osteen, just another charismatic scam artist.

Charlene *snickers*.

because nipples are dirty?

WTF??? I'm so done with this kind of "news".

Weak, two day old gas station coffee.

Compared to this, the stuff pictured below doesn't look too bad; I've kind of had it with the junk store looking jewelry and jacquard shit.

Glad that he didn't actually drive and end up wiping out some whole family or something.

When I was a kid, I wanted to surf, and I read all of the surf magazines. I fucking HATED opening Surfer Magazine and seeing, within two pages, some sexist bullshit Reef ad. There were hardly any pictures of women surfing...just ass photos.

Seriously, Tribe...?

Worst name ever but Mazel Tov anyway. Stop having babies now.

Nope.

Yeah, what the fuck?

Humans: the saddest, most pathetic and in neediest of compassion of any creatures that walk the earth.

mmm, mmm, industrial "food". I'm going to do my best to get it through CSA shares.

Dude, how could you not wash your clothes before you wore them? Especially underwear? Gross.

Give the gift of lung cancer!

Stephen Collins, poor broken guy. If he had molested my kid...man...

What he said.