Can I just say this about online dating? It blows. Recently, I told a man that we weren't compatible romantically. He asked if that meant we needed to part ways but the mother f'er ends the conversation with, "Can't we be friends with benefits?". So, I have no pity for these assholes on this Instagram.

Makes me cold just looking at this; perhaps I'm getting a cold though.

Girl, no.

He looks like the melting face meme cartoon

I'm not an adult because I laughed milk out of my nose over this.

I love the Duchess and her eye roll! Not shade though!

I've met a lot of cool people at this place called "work".

Sad troll lady

This woman has children, right?

I just imagine a person who doesn't have use of their legs looking at this woman and saying, "WTF?"

Can't they get some cats or something?

Her face looks full and radiant; I'm not body shaming here, but she looks amazing with a few extra pounds!

She is just so damn pretty!

...Oh boy.

Def food baby

All kinds of tits can look big when your bikini top is three sizes too small

crazy eyes

ow.

Um, WTeverlovingF is this? !! Holy shit, that was weird.