Porsche be like:

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

How good is autopilot with Lada-sized pot holes? Asking for a friend.

He made them an offer they couldn’t refuse. “Either my car gets charged with something or you do”.

you forgot the I in ruins.

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

Well, what if there is a crowd of terrorists nearby?

Okay

He was able to stop with several feet to spare in a situation where coming to a complete stop was entirely unexpected. That’s why it’s not tailgating.

Wrong car.

Oops, did we turn that on?

the mustang is the florida of cars.

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Have you ever heard a Fiat Abarth 500?

OK. Now run those three cars on a course with turns and the 918 wins every time. There’s a reason only one of these three has officially posted a lap time at the Nordschleife.

False. You can’t get sick of bacon.

Well they can’t have good memories from Simo Häyhä.