Riding off into the sunset with Prince Charming, Baltimore's heart grew three sizes that day. *sniffle*

That's false fart operation to you, Mr. Dirtbike.

Seems like it could be a great idea, but holy smokes, Telltale needs to take a rest. I get that they're a hot commodity now with their wave of successes; it's just never a good idea to spread so thin. Waiting for The Wolf Among Us and The Walking Dead season 2 was hell enough, but Tales is getting obnoxious, and it…

Short? Pudgy? Scheming? Are we talking about President Underwood or Prince Bhelen?

Remember kiddos, the United States is a country where Daniel Tosh somehow has a show for six years with no signs of cancellation. Seriously, who the hell watches Tosh.0 and more importantly, what the hell is wrong with you, person who watches Tosh.0?

Children?

You killed Matt Bomer? YOU BASTARD!

I concur. I've missed most of this season, but I watched this episode regardless. I had to stop and wonder if that Darmody was brought back in flashbacks.

Episode 8: Clarifications. Shot by fucking Kenard.

Hi there, Johnny Raincloud, how's life up there in Teabilly Cloud 9? Seeeee, liberals can insult too! Pea brain.

There's only one plausible True Blood finale at this point: one hour of copious nudity! Hot, lesbian action between Rutina Wesley, Deborah Ann Woll, and Kristin Bauer, Eric Northman penis for the ladies and gentlemen into that sort of thing, Jason's ass of course, only that would make this season worth it.

Does Dr. Lecter actually have to kill Will for this show to get an A+? Sheesh AV Club.

I loled. Sexually.

tja68 voiceover: By satire I mean a parody of the real life Scott Buck responsible for the clusterfuck that Dexter became.

Lmao so which of the television gods has Sonia pissed off so awfully that she gets all the terrible shows? Granted it is entertaining for us watching her sanity suffer so, but poor Sonia regardless.

I like you because we are fans of the same show, and I had no idea you existed until today.

And there was the part with the thing, ya know the thing that proved to be completely unimportant. That thing!

It sure was…a thing that happened.

Have fun gouging your own eyes out as a sort of ironic Cordelia…perhaps with better writing. Seriously, the articles are awful.

Baltimore. He like many others on The Wire were native to the city.