Shut the fuck up. Ten billion dollars. Fuck you. Just shut the fuck up.

Now, someone please burst my bubble, because this is a very uncomfortable feeling.

Why would they settle? They have the American tax dollar to fund unlimited defense.

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A great preview of how Trump and Cruz will eventually decide the 2016 GOP nominee.

I was going to say the same thing! Dick Cheney shot a white, rich Republican and it was still okay!

Worked for Dick Cheney.

There was a post on the Planned Parenthood endorsement (it came late in the day, so Marie probably picked it up). IDK about the Bernie bias? I think the staff is pretty 50/50 on the two.

I was hoping to hear that voting members would be required to see all work under consideration before casting their ballots.

One step at a time. Honestly, the biggest snub to me wasn’t Straight Outta Compton, it was The Force Awakens where you had both a strong person of color and strong female as protagonists in the film. For it to have been shut out of categories because they didn’t want to ruin spoilers of the film is a travesty. Of…

tfw ur pupils are gigantic but ur definitely not high on molly

I read somewhere that they were based heavily on “chola” fashion, and thus the makeunders are white washing them. Idk.

The Bratz company would also love to make it clear that along with not doing Molly, the dolls have never “come alive in the middle of the night to murder and maim their captors” nor have they ever “hidden under a child’s bed and then crawled up to take any limbs poking out of the covers for the “doll devil”.

Clearly the dolls are meant to be sniffing these markers. Not doing molly.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

But also weed, man.

I love that you not only kept the original post intact but you also rehashed it in this “apology” post

Bratz do, however, do pole and lap dances.

I like how PR time was spent on you because Bratz can’t sustain a sassy post mocking their stupid idea

You know what encourages kids to explore music? INSTRUMENTS!