And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I was an extremely bad baseball player. They used to start me and bat me 9th on the off-chance that two innings would take place before my spot in the batting order came up, and I could be pulled having played my league-mandated two innings.

James Shields was a clubhouse leader and ate up a lot of innings, so it’s really impossible to say who won the White Sox/Padres trade.  Impossible

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

How long before they decide that pavement is liable to potholing and rutting, and invent some sort of extruded steel sections for the vehicles to run on, to ensure the vehicles have a smoother, longer-lasting track to travel on?

MLB - “We’re totally against anything racist, suspensions all around!”

Also MLB - “This week on Sunday Night Baseball: Braves at Indians!”

That guy’s male-pattern baldness, facial hair, and pot-belly combo is basically the “Now, I’m not racist, but...” starter pack. What’s the over/under on the number of times since he got fired that he’s told someone how nobody can take a joke anymore and everyone’s too PC? I would bet my life’s savings ($6.42) that he…

Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

I’m three stories in, and we’ve got one guy who quit because he got caught trying to steal from his business, one guy who quit because he didn’t want to fix his mistake, and one guy who quit because he wasn’t following the dress code. Should I read on, or are they all entitled assholes?

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

This defense, if they stay healthy, can carry a team into the playoffs. As a Bears fan, watching a game without wanting to lie face down in a puddle is more than I can ask for.

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

Yeah, I read that line and thought “if you’re using the Klobb, you’re losing with the Klobb”.

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Adding "your mom" to those is funny.

I always enjoy reading articles that help me feel continually comfortable in my decision to never go on a cruise. This one is helpful! And glad to see so many others who agree...just not my thing.

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”