We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Cop impersonates an ice agent. And the immigrant fucks him up?

We are in the Upside Down.

WHITE SOX ARE GOOD NOW SORRY EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

If they wanted to bring in an expert on widening the box, they should have called your mom.