Portal doesn't work on my Intel-based Macbook and I am SO ANGRY.

Read as "Crappy Snatchphrase". Does that count?

@BreadKnight: He's wearing a skirt. And this female Kratos seems likely to do the same thing if I call her a woman.

@relic1980: From what I've seen, it's not worth actually playing, just watching. There's nice commentary on the Let's Play too.

@Shinta: How about ebola soaked in ALZHEIMERS?!?

@Nomunire: How about trans fat? Or ebola?

@slumz: Play what you've missed on GBA or PSP until the 3DS comes out. Why waste money on a system that'll be inferior by the end of the year?

@puresewas1de: Saw part of this song in a great TV theme medley. The audience applauded madly for it.

I've been watching Let's Play Illbleed, and let me tell you, it is one of the most messed up games ever. The main character WILLINGLY jumps into a machine that deskins her and puts her into a wooden puppet shell. WHAT THE HELL, GAME DESIGNERS

Valarie Porter?

I don't see how Kratos or Link have changed. :D

OMG THE PEOPLE ARE SLIGHTLY OLDER.

And the Magikoopa puts on the forceps

@16BitHero: But you can get Link's Awakening DX and it'll be in color with an extra dungeon anyway...

@Norellicus: If all goes according to plan, this MMO in this MMO will have a virtual internet in its internet.

@p|-|15|-|: Make it so they fire you instead of you quitting, so they have to give you a severance package. Do stuff that is not outright against the rules, but enough to get yourself fired. Decide to go into work without pants one day, but wear underwear (as long as there's no dress code or casual Friday). Start…

iTunes not loud enough for you? Highlight all of your songs, right click, go to "get info", options, then bring it to +100%. Still not loud enough? Download Audio Hijack Pro and bring it up to 238%. Your welcome.

iTunes not loud enough for you? Highlight all of your songs, right click, go to "get info", options, then bring it to +100%. Still not loud enough? Download Audio Hijack Pro and bring it up to 238%. Your welcome.

Are they going to have a level of the day, top 100, or something of the like? My biggest problem with the first game is that it was impossible to find the good levels mixed in with the crap.

@Jeremy Sarrasin: You're annoyed that music is too simple these days? You a big fan of Mozart. Back then music was so hardcore that they needed dozens of people at a minimum for it to come out right.