@yanipheonu: Oh, I have a friend who is simply NOT a dancer.

@yanipheonu: That...that doesn't make us not human. What point are you trying to make?

The Killers aren't very smart, are they?

@penguoctopus001: Nothing on Google either! Gah! Are any of the band members from a more known band?

@Billy_Pilgrim: It only proves that everything Hugh Laurie does is perfect.

How do I delete this?

I just went to see the first show of Tight Little Ship, a two-person band which is 50% made of my favorite musician (she used to be in the band Dream Bitches, who you no doubt have never heard of) and though it was a six-song set in a coffee shop, it blew me away. As of yet, you will get zero relevant results if you…

If House likes it I'm all for it.

@brida: Only something a small school could do?

@brida: Sarah Lawrence.

At the college I'm going to go to next year, they had a Song Night in which they ended it with a TV Show medley. It was quite possibly the greatest cover of all the best songs. It included the original Pokemon song, Sailor Moon, and the One Piece pirate rap.

@reverend_green: Don't worry, Nintendo has plenty to float on this year.

I honestly thought at least 300 million consoles were out there.

Oh. I thought this article was about how they made their money by sacrificing a virgin on a pentagram every hour or so.

If anyone has played Tetris Attack against Bowser on Very Hard, they know how unfair a match can be skill-wise.

Woah. I thought that Akuma's beads were eyes in the back of his head for a second.

I imagine after the last game I ever play, I will pick up a sweet potato ocarina, slowly play the first 11 notes of Epona's Song, put it down, then walk out of the room and close the door. Roll credits.

@VincentGrey: But...but I *AM* a teenager.

Donnie Darko was not NEARLY as amazing as everyone had told me. It didn't even make SENSE in the end.