This is nothing. Maximum Dadness is achieved at the Antonio Cromartie household every other weekend and the occasional holiday.

In response, Dungy issued the following statement:

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

congrats on the best reply of the modern kinja era.

How do I post the chicken - handjob picture?

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

The Yankees have been good and extremely competitive for every year of the survey. So it's not really a test of their fans' ability to stay loyal in hard times.

I'm kind of surprised that it's Vince. As I understand it, they had been letting HHH lead the European tours as of late which I'm sure the announcers prefer. But yeah, Vince has a history of yelling into the microphones which is why some fairly decent commentators (ex. Tazz, Foley) chose to move on.

Yeah, I don't think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you're not attracted to. It's about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.

When questioned about his decision to send the letter, Snyder explained that it was insensitive to the Native American community for Arrington to call himself a "Redskin" when he was clearly "a Brown."

Game. Set. Matches.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

"But then you reach a point where you realize that's Captain America's true superpower — he makes things simpler, for everybody."

DeSean Jackson's name is in the English language. English is derived, in part, from German. So why would it be shocking if DeSean Jackson were a Nazi, and led the siege of Stalingrad in 1943?

He next needs to be assigned to crack the Craig James at SMU cold case. The victims deserve justice.

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.