if he’s doing well in life he’ll be a functioning alcoholic, whether he ever takes a drink again or not.

He says he’s an addict and a functioning alcoholic

Yeah, you and the Bundy gang and your guns are gonna hold off the U.S. Government better than the Iraqi Army of 650,000 with tanks, artillery and jets did. Good luck, freedom fighters!

He’s butt.

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

Is he spitting? He’s spitting!

Eat the rich.

“I’m Poutine team all the way” -NES Hockey Player “Heavy”

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

On the other hand, more than 260,000 people have died violent deaths as the direct result of the Iraq War, which we launched in retaliation for 9/11.

This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who…

I once met a guy from Philadelphia and he was Jewish. All Philadelphians are Jewish.

Oh wow, a “Bostonians are all racists” joke. Very original and totally accurate. Keep up the good work.

Hell, I certainly would. Bringing in a guy who’s had a ton of success in the league and led his team to a SB appearance? For a team that’s kind of gone all in this year? Sign me up.

How do we know for sure these aren’t just refurbed Galaxy Note 7s???

How do we know for sure these aren’t just refurbed Galaxy Note 7s???

I’ll bet big money that Fox news covered his show’s closing on the 6PM show. DJT’s tweet came out at 6:18 PM.

Shoo, тролль

It’s amazing how powerful HRC is in that she can lose the election and yet still be able to run a country where the GOP controls every branch of the federal government.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.