Pretty sure Ross Perot was during his lifetime, and at one point was polling higher than 13%.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I don’t want to be that guy who’s a big stickler for the unspoken rules and all that, but when you take this sort of crap too far it feels more like this guys is shooting angles than just engaging in gamesmanship. IMO I think there’s a clear difference between manipulating other players through your own actions and…

I had to watch that like four or five times before I noticed it. The first couple of times I was watching the Eagles guys walking out the end zone. The other two times I kept staring at the bullpen catcher in the sausage sling.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

“I think that rich spoiled athlete ought to give all his money to take care of fallen police officers.”

It’s almost like this guy is an incorrigible shitbag.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

To a lesser extent, it was also John Farrell’s last game in a Red Sox uniform.

You’re wrong. Next!

The Trumpenproletariat in my Favebook feed is going absolutely insane. They’re so desperate to think that backing that pus-filled Tostino’s pizza roll is the right thing to do that they’ve decided the Clintons are founding members of the Legion of Doom - all kinds of insane allegations flying around.

This is how one should react to getting caught having sex with the cleaning lady:

It’s a poop joke, guy.