If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

Wish I had something more clever to say, but a simple “Man, fuck this guy” will have to suffice.

Man. Fuck this guy.

If you think Griffin is good, you should see Bartolo Colón’s effort to just stand up.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

At 4:45 of the video, is that a fan in a blue shirt hoping over the dugout onto the field and walking towards the pile before being escorted away?

So he shot at people who just happened to be parked in front of his house.... So why should people have guns again? They weren’t even on his property and he started open firing at people. Funny how two people were together, they were parked, they weren’t playing while driving, they were aware of their surroundings,…

There is zero chance that this would happen should Garappolo play well.

We believe in an inclusive country that fosters opportunity, creativity and a level playing field.

When did cops become such delicate fucking flowers? Christ, they’re the most easily butthurt of any profession I can think of.

Best analogy I’ve heard: saying “All Lives Matter” is like going to a doctor with a broken arm and being told “All Bones Matter” and sent home without being treated.

For all the people who need an explanation on why “All lives matter” is racist: It is a direct refutation of the Black Lives Matter protest movement, which is not claiming black supremacy, but instead an implicit acknowledgment that black lives (also) matter.

Not for the 1st time,

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

The best part of this award is that no matter who gets it, it will undoubtedly be posthumous.

Tony X is now going to find out what being a Blues fan is really all about.

Isn’t Danerys Jon’s auntie?