Saccharine Trust-We Don’t Need Freedom

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

I am also a Boston fan. The rest of the country can go fuck themselves.

Your mother and I are separating

Ditto @ 413

Why didn’t Rickon just run in a zigzag pattern? Whether running away from alligators or guys shooting arrows, zigzag pattern works best.

As a Boston fan, I was rooting hard for Ray Bourque to win with the Avs.

When are we going to pass a federal anti-corruption act and get lobbyists’ money out of politics?

Maybe this is a stupid question, but why shouldn’t we be talking about gun control when something like this happens? Is it somehow outlandish for a government to look at a tragedy and think “how can I stop this from happening in the future?”

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I’d love for this to completely devolve into the Roman orgy that is Vegas: topless showgirls dancing on a platform hanging over the ice between periods, $3.99 all-you-can-eat shrimp buffets every 30 feet along the entire concourse, an ATM planted in the armrest of every single seat.

I will always love Rajondo for this

I’m not great at spelling, but Benghazi has a “Z” in it.

Benevolent

$240 worth of pudding.

He’ll probably sleep til 2pm, wake up, make some coffee, add a little creamer to the coffee, stir it with a stick up butter, wipe his greasy hands on his shirt, go out, eat 4 hot dogs, and fall asleep during the car ride home.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about ordering enough food to feed 4 people and then yelling to your imaginary family “Food’s here!” so that the delivery guy doesn’t think you’re a loser ordering a single serving of orange chicken on a Friday night.

“Not of This Earth” -Angry Samoans. I listened to this album about as much as that Adolescents album way back when.

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.