A Super DUPER Soaker

“I am Spartacus.” - Philadelphia sports fans, holding a case of D batteries.

From his website:

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Dear Representative Daniel,

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

It looks like a giant wind magnet, I see holes at the top, how does it stand up to wind?

It looks like a giant wind magnet, I see holes at the top, how does it stand up to wind?

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

That’s the voice of a man who carries a cell phone on his belt.

Hawk Harrelson once again proving that any highlight can be ruined with sufficient effort.

Seriously, they’re like internet trolls. 51 year old man tells a 15 year old kid that his announcement is junk... Sounds like a grump!

I hope the kid is right only because the experts were kinda... well, dicks in their response.

That Watertown Old Country Buffet is (or was) so sad. I’d stop in there after going to the RMV just to make my day miserable front to back.

Take the Mass Pike west to NY and you’ll find one in Saratoga Springs. You may wish the MP had more rest areas for the ride home though.

Red Sox lore has it that Rico Brogna is buried deep underneath first base. Supposedly, you can still hear his screams on a crisp fall night at Fenway.

What could have caused the worldwide depressurization?

BURN IT. BURN IT WITH FIRE.