it was a nice eight years of not being considered a punchline internationally, america

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

New headline: Phillies propensity for KKKs leads to the Birth of a Nation-al League contender.

Hey hey hey! It's Matt Albers!

If you spent your entire day looking for deals online, you’d probably impulse buy a lot of stuff too.

If you spent your entire day looking for deals online, you’d probably impulse buy a lot of stuff too.

Tim Burke, everyone.

What if it turns out that the infant is actually Danny Almonte?

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Adam LaRoche isn’t like other professional athletes.

“‘Get out of here or I have a gun.’ And he goes, ‘Fuck y’all, I got one too.’ And he grabs the gun and then he shoots him in the back. He’s dead.”

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

c’mon man this is a family website

Saw a bunch of fans eating Skyline at the Reds game yesterday

Twice.

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.