Disgusting.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

Didn’t Jesus have to die so our sins could be absolved or whatever? You goy bastards should be thanking us for killing Jesus.

Well, see, here you go again. And the answer is no. Any objective reading of presidential history puts Obama nowhere near the bottom of that list. There were three truly, unabashedly horrible 20th century presidents: Harding, Hoover, and Nixon. Obama was worse than those guys? No, he was not. I think Carter was worse…

The beautifully simplistic thing about this reaction — and it’s common everywhere and has equally little merit in just as many places — is that it assumes someone who sees Donald Trump as a poor answer to anything must also think Barack Obama is unassailable. I can assure you that isn’t the case with me; I didn’t vote…

I mean, who the hell wants GDP growth, lower unemployment, 72 consecutive months of job growth, lower deficit and 20 million more people with health insurance? Ugh!

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

You get the joke now, Pierre?

This is Cleveland, Barry.

They’ll cut him at 3:59, this afternoon.

Sweet, my complete disdain for the guy has now been vindicated.

/I pick it up and throw it back at you

I was at the last game (used my dad’s company tickets to bring my Yankees fan boyfriend), and while you are right that the vast majority of people there were in pinstripes, I and the other Sox fans did indeed (begrudgingly, I will say) stand and applaud Jeter. If you’re going to show up for a game like this, you gotta…

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Even worse than firing, he goat-fired him!

Please Add this one, Barry!

College sports. I literally do not understand the mindset of someone who passionately roots for a college team unless they are an enrolled student at that school.

I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.

lol @ the idea that capitalism and corruption are two different things

My response to picture 1: “Jesus.”