I was saying Booooorady.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

Or he’s such a commercial whore he can’t help throwing in his endorsements whenever possible. He’s hardly shy and retiring given he and his fivehead show up on my TV screen every 15 minutes on the dot.

They’re not booing. They’re saying “Booooorady”

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

Is the answer “shit-faced”? Because that’s the only way I can imagine watching.

someone should have informed Mr. and Mrs. Cake of their reproductive options.

That’s funny but Boston is awesome (spring-fall anyway)

Sebastian Vollmer and Marcus Cannon went to bat for their coach today, but unfortunately were unable to prevent DeGuglielmo from being sacked.

I’ve been trying to write a Bigfoot feature for like six years I swear to God.

Ali G already exposed this conspiracy in his groundbreaking interview with C. Everett Koop.

I’m not sure if I actually believe it, but man, I really want Bigfoot to be real. I think it would be amazing.

Calm down there, Satan.

Is Cris Carter alleging that Chandler Jones rode in a car with Wayne Brady?

But if I don’t take the lump sum I cant do stupid things with the money.

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.