i think he was confusing “Nazis” with “Nazr Mohammed”, the famous Muslim basketball player. something like that, maybe. anyway see you guys later

No no no, Bootstraps McGee over there is an ardent Republican. Taking public money for private gain would be heresy.

The doctor must have had a lot of trouble treating Curt’s mouth cancer, what with his foot constantly being in the way.

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

Stare at that screenshot at the top of the page and try not to smile, I dare you.

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

I don’t like you making fun of the former Dallas Texans. So as a blog writer of sorts to my friends, family and “others” via Facebook the article from Drew is about as poor as it gets!! Is that all it takes to become a staff writer at Deadspin? Well, boy howdy as people think they say down here in texas give me…

The silver is an upgrade. But bring back Patriot Pat and we’ll talk.

I love Rex Ryan as much as the next fan, but a retread is a retread.

Yeah, fuck you, Dave!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Well those three all have evidence or testimony confirming that they used PED’s. AFAIK nothing like that has been linked to Kapler.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

How is this different from the Marlins’ stadium?

Oh yeah, we forgot to show his shirt.

Aaaaaaand the identity of PFTCommenter has been revealed.

Not a fight, but worthy of a place on the wall of any home or office

It’s all applesauce. I tried to rip a goose route down the gullet of the trench and he just put ham on my bannister. I’d had enough and I let my ancestors control my fists. The rest is history. We all covered our perfect bodies in exotic oils in the locker room and achieved many physical and spiritual orgasms while…

That’s good, soon they’ll be enjoying that New York deep dish pizza and those Boston cheesesteak sandwiches...