In related news: Gary Glitter is not a child rapist, because it’s fun to sing along to “Rock and Roll Part 2" at sporting events.

That’s what I was wondering. Maybe they don’t want to take on the risk of drafting a kid right out of high school?

“No one likes! No one likes us! No one likes us! We don’t care!”

Hey fuck you!

The worst part is he found the guy’s car after he went down the tunnel:

I’m so glad this Subban isn’t a hab anymore. He seems like such a great guy off the ice, but as a Bruins fan I hated him so much on the ice when he was in Montreal. I no longer feel conflicted.

Holy shit, that is NOT what I expected Christopher Cross to look like!

Spaghetti and sugar sandwiches sound kind of good.

Can anybody tell me what Southwest’s logic for not assigning seats is? I’ve been wondering about this for years. It seems like a really inefficient process and I can’t figure out what the reasoning behind it is.

Counterpoint: Fuck you.

He called it dirty stick work and said there’s no room in the game for it...

I had to triple-check the date on this story to make sure it wasn’t from the ‘90s.

I’m embarrassed to say that it took me years to realize that “Goin’ Blind” is a Kiss song and not a Melvins song.

Well it’s about god damn time!

Related to the Swell Maps - I was always a big fan of this Subterranean Hawks cover by Nikki Sudden’s later band the Jacobites.

Really hoping the mascot for the Saskatchewan Roughriders is a guy buttfucking a Sasquatch.

There were a few instances in 2006 when Javier Lopez (relief pitcher) threw to Javier Lopez (catcher) when they were both on the Red Sox.

“Get back to me when you hit 5 in one round.”

This is all I can think of when I hear that laugh.

Serious question: doesn’t accepting that golf club violate the emoluments clause? Maybe Abe is doing his part to hurry along impeachment.