What the fuck is up with those Any Given Wednesday clips? Is Simmons in blackface??

As a Bostonian, I kind of yearn for the days when we didn’t win shit and the rest of the country didn’t hate us. There’s probably something wrong with me, but I had a lot more fun screaming obscenities at Bobby Valentine in 2012 than I did when the Red Sox backed into a championship they didn’t deserve in 2013. It…

What’s a tradgedy?

I was there. You aren’t funny. Fuck you.

Fuck off

2003 ALCS. Grady Little should die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell.

I just did the math out of curiosity. The Phillies have a 9553-10677 record over 134 seasons, which means they are 1124 games under .500 all time. That works out to just a hair under 7 (6.94) undefeated seasons in a row to get back in the black. That is really really shitty.

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As somebody who went to an engineering school, I wish this was a thing back then. There would have been a sport we actually could have won at. I swear there was a women’s basketball banner hanging in the gym for a season with a losing record.

Come on, man. Where are the peacocks?? And the ducks?

Don’t forget to make Gretzky’s head bleed.

What’s the deal with the white bread? I’ve had some killer BBQ in Texas, but being a New Englander I’ve always been confused as to what you’re supposed to do with the white bread. Do you make a sandwich with the meat or do you just eat the bread on its own? I’ve legitimately been wondering about this for years.

My friend once saw Little Richard eating at the Old Country Buffet in Watertown. Now THAT’S tragic.

I live in Massachusetts and I’ve never seen a Golden Corral in my life. Do those places actually exist or are they only in commercials?

God Shammgod

Here’s the chair. Here’s the rope.

NOMAHHHHH!

The more I watch this, the more I think that Ted Cruz’s daughter might have shoved Carly off the stage. I really hope that’s what happened.

I’m starting at a new job where the dress code is business casual. I’m an engineer, so I’m used to people wearing shorts and star wars shirts in the office. Can any of you tell me what the hell business casual entails?

Wait a minute. They made Kindergarten Cop 2? And it’s starring Dolph Lundgren and Bill Bellamy?? Why??